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November 13, 2005

石堀光彦の裏日記 

闇にとらわれた愚か者のみんな!元気にしてたかな

どうも~イッシーこと石堀光彦で~す!

一ヶ月以上更新サボってたぜ!foo!

ネクサスDVD全巻発売されちまったぜ!foo!

でもでもネクサス本発売延期されまくりだぜ!foo!

詩織の写真集を妄想するともう・・・(以下自粛)

                                                             

いかんいかん、ついつい今流行のレイザーラモンHGの口調に

なってしまったではないか(汗)

で、日記に戻ろう。

そんなこんなでペドレオンを撃退した後に

ストライクチェスターフォーメーションなるものの訓練を行なうことになった。

ここで弧門の坊やはミス連発。

当然のごとく凪は激怒しまくり。

いやァ、あのときの凪の顔は

ぜひとも良い子のみんなに見て欲しかった(冷笑)

だが弧門がなぜミスを連発したかみんな考えたことあるか?

「弧門は器用でないから」とか「配属されたばかりで慣れてないから」

と考えるのが普通だろうな。

だが実はそれだけが理由じゃないんだよ(ニヤリ)

                                                             

前日、凪に怒られまくった弧門を慰めてやろうと詩織と3人で

俺の部屋で無礼講で飲み会をやることにしたんだよ。

弧門の経歴はある程度把握していたつもりではあったんだが

TLTのホストコンピューターをチェックしていたところ

ヤツの経歴について重大な見落としがあることに気が付いた。

そしてそれを確認するために飲み会を仕組んだというわけだ。

俺は机の上に”あるもの”をく置いておいた。

そして詩織と弧門がやってきて宴もそこそこ盛り上がってきたときに

詩織がさりげなく机に目を向けるよう仕向けた。

                                                            

「ねえ、この机に置いてある模型、これどうしたの?」

「ああ、ハイテク機器ばかりいじってるからたまにはアナログも触りたくなるんでね」

「へえ石堀隊員ってそういうところもあるんですか・・・」

と弧門が感心したとき詩織が聞いてきた。

「で、この車の模型何ていうの?」

「ああ、それね流星号って言うんだよ」

                                                            

その瞬間弧門の表情はわずかながら青ざめた。

俺はその瞬間を見逃さずすかさずヤツにツッコミを入れた。

                                                            

「おい・・・どうした?ちょっと顔色を悪いぞ」

「いえ、なんでもありません」

                                                            

なんでもないはずがないだろうが(笑)

俺はさらに確信を深めるべく“とどめの一撃”を用意していた。

                                                             

「ねえ、これLOTO6じゃない?」

「ああ、息抜きも兼ねてチャレンジしてるんだが全然当たらねェんだよ」

                                                             

弧門はチャンスとばかりに顔色を戻してツッコミをかけてきやがった。

                                                             

「へえー、石堀隊員ってギャンブルもするんですか?」

「断わっておくが俺はギャンブラーじゃないぞ!

でも隊長・副隊長にはナイショにしておいてくれな(懇願調)」

                                                             

この俺様の“お願いする仕草”にまんざらでもない弧門。

フッ、こんな子供だましの芝居に引っかかるとは

ヤツもまだまだガキだな(冷笑)

俺はここでヤツを奈落の底に突き落としかねない爆弾を

用意していたのだ。

                                                             

「ねえイッシー、数字の組み合わせは・・・ってもう書いてるじゃん!

で・・・555913・・・これなんか意味あるの?」

「いや・・・特にこれという意味は無い・・・おいどうした?」

                                                            

弧門はLOTO6の数字を聞くや否や

顔を青ざめブルブル震えだしたのだ

                                                            

「え、あ、いや副隊長が知ったらなんていうか、と思って」

「なーにー、弧門隊員って案外小心者なのね(笑)」

                                                             

二人のやりとりを聞いて俺は確信した。

                                                             

弧門!お前過去にバケモノを戦ったことあるだろう

俺はヤツを正直侮っていた。

だがヤツは優しい顔をしていて実は

トンデモない歴戦の経験を持つ男だったのだ!

やはり俺の影武者に頑張ってもらうとするか

                                                           

(注)まだ4~6話の時点では「イッシー・詩織」の関係までは至ってませんが

ストーリーをわかりやすくするためあえて“イッシー”を使わさせていただきました

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今晩は(*^-^)ゞ 敬礼♪

555913が妙にしっくりと胸に響きますね(笑)

ネクサス本は明日に一気に買い揃えようと思っています。

Posted by: タイガー | November 13, 2005 at 07:48 PM

>タイガーさん

さっそくバカネタにコメントいただきありがとうございます。
ネクサス本は明日仕事が終わった後にでも
探しに行こうと思います。
あれだけ引っ張ったんですからいいかげんねェ・・・(笑)

Posted by: トラマ | November 13, 2005 at 08:03 PM

ネクサス本は、なかなか手に入りにくいと思いますので、根気よく探してみてくださいね(喜)

ネクシードの方はアマゾンで注文したので、後数日で我が家に到着予定ですが、ヒロピク2は注文していないので明日買いに行ってきます。 ネクシードにはすんごいネタが掲載されているらしいですよ(喜)

Posted by: タイガー | November 13, 2005 at 08:17 PM

おっ!久しぶりのアップですね!
・・・

意味がわからない・・・_l ̄l○
結構ショックだぜ、ちくしょうw

ネクサス本は小遣いが入り次第買いますっ!
DVDとともにw
(この時点で7000円近い出費が確定w)

Posted by: ハネタロー | November 13, 2005 at 11:30 PM

ハネタローくん、毎度(^^)
ネタばれすると流星号は流星塾のひっかけです。
それから「555913」の数字は
仮面ライダーファイズと仮面ライダーカイザの
ダイヤルナンバーのことです。
ようは川久保くんが仮面ライダー555にも
出演していたってことが言いたいだけですね(笑)
それをネタにゆすろうとする石堀さんも石堀さんですが(笑)

Posted by: トラマ | November 14, 2005 at 08:13 AM

こんばんは (*^-^)ゞ 敬礼♪

ヒロピク2、ゲットしました!o(炎_炎)o ウォオオオッッ!!

詩織タンの写真がいきなりトップに(喜)

ネクシードはまだ届いていません(笑)

Posted by: タイガー | November 14, 2005 at 08:25 PM

初めまして。「石堀光彦の裏日記」のファンです。
更新楽しみにしていました!このイッシーはワルだけど、憎めない・・・大好きです。(笑)

Posted by: LEFTY | November 15, 2005 at 11:16 PM

>タイガーさん

私もヒロビク2ゲットしましたよ。
太田さんの話は大変興味深いものがありましたし
俊藤さんは溝呂木とはまるでキャラ違いますね(笑)

>LEFTYさん

コメントいただきありがとうございます。
すいません更新サボってましたm(__)m
イッシーをダシにネクサスをおもしろおかしく
振り返るのがこの日記の趣旨です。
これからも時々更新していきますので
ご愛顧のほどよろしくお願いいたします。

個人的にはどなたかに(特に女性)凪の裏日記なんかを
書いてもらえると面白いのですが(笑)

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